Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Urgh. They're TALKING again.

I wanted to liveblog the Republican convention, but I have to keep turning it off every few minutes or so.

I got through Huckabee OK, but Rudy 9iul1an1? Just can't stomach that rat weasel.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. I still don't care what your daughter did, or whether your husband makes John Edwards look like a piker on the faithfulness front. You have my permission to have whatever sordid little snowbilly life you want.

(Hell, I'm no one to judge; I married a man from Rockdale, TX. And, besides, I don't want to make anyone mad up there, because their little meth teeth are already ground down far enough.)

However, Sarah...may I call you Sarah?

I care VERY deeply that your effing party has seen to it that "abstinence-based sex education" is the only way that MY children will be taught in this bass-ackward state. Again, I don't judge, but, *cough* how well is that working out for you?

I am horrified and repulsed by your statement that "Iraq is a task from God." I loathe your stance that opposes abortion in ALL CASES, INCLUDING RAPE AND INCEST. The fact that you are a creationist, and yet are still ostensibly taken seriously as a CANDIDATE IN THIS COUNTRY, is beyond my comprehension.

Wait a minute, I have to interrupt... OH MY GOD RUDY GIULIANI IS A VILE RAT BASTARD WEASEL ASSFACE.

Sorry. Where was I? Oh, yes, SARAH.

You "don't believe" in global warming. You worked to get the polar bear off the endangered species list. You cut social services...um, to unwed mothers! You were totally for millions of dollars in earmarks to your state, until you were suddenly a big reformer!

Oh, and DUDE. You prance onto my television, and you DARE to utter the name of Hillary Clinton? Hillary, who was forged into being a worthy candidate in the WHITE-HOT FLAMES of scrutiny? Oh, I want Joe Biden to make some comment about that in the debates...."I know Hillary Clinton, maam, and you, YOU, are NO Hillary Clinton."

Oh, there is so much to fight you on, and none of it has to do with your family or personal life. It is on, lady, IT IS ON.

*I kids me some Alaskans. Your meth teeth are really cute, actually!

9 comments:

Lee said...

And, may I just add, that as far as I can tell, these criticisms about whether she can raise five kids while being VP are NOT coming from the Obama campaign or any major Democratic or Democrat-affiliated organization? It's bullshit. Yes, there are some people saying it, but it ain't coming from Democratic activists.

Karla May said...

Amen, Lee. But they've got to take what they can get.

Self-righteous fuckers.

Karla May said...

Oh, and y'all TOTALLY have GOT to host a debate watching party. If not y'all, then us. It's got to happen. (And I promise, no "Miller Chill".)

Anonymous said...

I tried to read her speak last night before going to bed. I just couldn't finish it especially when I saw one of her kids' names was the same as my kiddo's. Aargh!

MV

Karla said...

I hate to pull the woman card, but if she had been a MAN with her record in Alaska would they have put her up for VP? Aw HEYELL no.

Oh the hypocrisy is just killing me. I fucking HATe hypocrites. Can we all come together and bitch about this when I am in Austin?

Stacey said...

I couldn't get past Huckabee. My "European values" were tingling. I did Tivo it and tried to watch Ghouliani, but couldn't get past his snarky laugh.
Is it just me, or is everyone at that convention extremely unattractive? Maybe I'm just a liberal elite.

Po said...

She's on the ticket because she is a woman and because she is very conservative. Obviously, K.B. Hutchinson has both those bases covered. So, where's the rub.

What was it that Goebbels said? The people will believe a bigger lie more readily than a smaller one?

Hence the Right's choice (kinda doubt it was just li'l old McCain on his own) to pull out some little known nobody to shake up the scene. They kinda had to. McCain was 10-12 points behind going into the Republican Rally.

Po said...

She's on the ticket because she is a woman and because she is very conservative. Obviously, K.B. Hutchinson has both those bases covered. So, where's the rub.

What was it that Goebbels said? The people will believe a bigger lie more readily than a smaller one?

Hence the Right's choice (kinda doubt it was just li'l old McCain on his own) to pull out some little known nobody to shake up the scene. They kinda had to. McCain was 10-12 points behind going into the Republican Rally.

j3black said...

Brilliant post!