Tuesday, September 09, 2008

He Is My Density

I realize that I'm waxing a bit obsessive as of late on Mad Men, but...as Karla would say, DAYUM. Just look at Jon Hamm, will you? Because he's, um...PERFECT?

Yes, you all can look. But, that is all. He is truly meant for just me.

Want to know how I know?

I just found out that he graduated from...the UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI.

And he was there WHEN I WAS THERE*.

And he was...wait for it...

An English major. JUST LIKE ME**.




And, here's the freaky thing. All this time I've been watching Mad Men, I've been IMDB'ing him, wondering where on earth I had seen him before. He's been on a bunch of shows, but nothing I had seen.

I am thinking that I fucking had a CLASS with this man. Could it be?

And do you think that if I met him, and suddenly broke into a rousing chorus of the "Tiger Fight Song," that he would sharply and immediately grab me by the shoulders and pull me in for a passionate, sexy-stubbly kiss?

Because I am fairly certain that he would.

*He graduated in '93, me in Winter '91.

**He did theater there, too. I did some...I was only one class away from a minor in it, but I was all backstage/stagecraft. Arky Trish, does he look familiar?

***He also went to UT for a brief time. It's just too much of a coincidence. He's mine.


a beer sort of girl said...

I won't fight you for him. He deserves another Tiger, I suppose. But yeah, I hear you. My favorite show.

Po said...

Oh. I thought you went to UT.

Karla said...

I think I have the same sort of history with Renee Zellwegger.

He's much cuter. He's yours, but what does The Man say?

Hey, are you doing Big Love but in reverse? I asked Rich if I could have two more husbands, he did not see the advantages of being First Husband. Damn shortsighted of him I think.

I gotta watch mad Men, I have it on DVD.

Lee said...

The Man is okay with it, as long as she doesn't mind me lusting for certain hot high jumpers, pole vaulters, and other Mad Men cast members.