Thursday, March 29, 2007

Random Crap What I Got Forwarded

Why? Because you deserve the best, darlings.

Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
I'll admit it, I laughed.

1 comment:

Karla said...