You don't see it? Wait, here's my Sienna pose:
And the "no more paparazzi" one:
I went to our neighborhood ritzy salon (well, OK, it's the lower-priced version of the downtown REAL ritzy salon) to see if they could shag me good. And, they did...except that I CANNOT reproduce their cool round brushing techniques when I get home, no matter how often I study them. So, even the best haircut usually starts to look the same on me after a couple of days.
But, for you people, I tried. And - and this is a point that should not be ignored - I put on lipstick. Yes, in the summer.
It's all you. It's all for you.