"Gamely attempting wiseassery since 2006"
My evil three-year-old child PICKED ALL of the baby tomatoes off of my tomato plants.See? See?Can I beat her soundly and repeatedly about the head and neck for this? No?How about a sharp poke in the ribs?GAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Oh no! DUUUUUDE. That is horrible. I think you can legally sell her for drugs now. I mean, if you LIKE drugs. Or no! You can sell her for drugs, then sell the drugs for tomatoes!I'm a genius.Feel free to consult me on any other childrearing issues that might pop up.
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