Saturday, April 28, 2007

TELL me this isn't grounds for child abuse!

My evil three-year-old child PICKED ALL of the baby tomatoes off of my tomato plants.

See? See?

Can I beat her soundly and repeatedly about the head and neck for this?


How about a sharp poke in the ribs?


1 comment:

Badger said...

Oh no! DUUUUUDE. That is horrible. I think you can legally sell her for drugs now. I mean, if you LIKE drugs. Or no! You can sell her for drugs, then sell the drugs for tomatoes!

I'm a genius.

Feel free to consult me on any other childrearing issues that might pop up.