Good Morning, Starshine!
You really shouldn't have.
I mean, I know it's my birthday month, but...I am just flabbergasted by this wealth you have bestowed upon me. I'm stunned, and flummoxed. I'm stunnoxed.
All it would have taken was the House for me to be pleased beyond all reason. Seriously, that was the diamond anniversary band right there. But, you went ahead, and you GOT ME THE SENATE, TOO? And Rumsfeld's head?
I love you guys. Seriously.
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Now if that fat fuck Karl Rove could just keel over from a massive coronary while his porking an under-age page...
Eww. Sorry. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Did you see? DID YOU SEE???? Colorado now has a Democratic Governor as well as control of the House and Senate. Yeah Baby, YEAH!
I am serioulsy considering moving back home now. Feels safer, somehow.
And Happy birthday....you know I fixed the election just for you.
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