What's Your Hell Like?

Things in my hell:

Drinks in my hell:

• Diet. Cherry. VANILLA. Doctor. Pepper. How many words in this name equal "yuk?" ALL OF THEM.
• Big Red, and any/all and sundry of the "cream soda" family
  
• whiskey
  
• that horrible Yerba Mate soda I had at the party watching the Argentina/Germany game yesterday

Food in my hell: Flan. And Circus Peanuts.

Occupations in my hell: Cutting off the plastic packaging around electronic equipment and/or kids' toys. Perhaps Armpit Sniffer.

Music mix in my hell: Redneck mainstream country. Contemporary Christian music. Hardcore gay- and woman-bashing/killing rap. And Barney.

President in my hell: um...crap.

The only author in my hell: Hemingway.

Husbands in my hell: Rush Limbaugh. Dick Cheney. Some crazy polygamist cult leader. (Our neighbor! Yay!) Ann Coulter (she is a man, is she not?) And Barney.

Only activities allowed in my hell:

• Going to a laundromat
• Waiting for service people to come to my house
• Looking at pictures of myself when I weighed 20 lbs more
• Waiting in a long, long line with a hyperactive six-year-old and a fussy two-year-old
• Dieting

I think that's all I got for tonight. Any other suggestions? Or, have better answers?