Haikus to my lower body
(Karla, did you do this once? Can't remember. So sorry if I steal.)
Oh my belly
Once firm and flat, but now looks
like Appalachia.
My thighs could not be
more opposite from those of
Ms. Nicole Ritchie
My butt? It is a
big and friendly dog, always
faithful, always there.
Once firm and flat, but now looks
like Appalachia.
My thighs could not be
more opposite from those of
Ms. Nicole Ritchie
My butt? It is a
big and friendly dog, always
faithful, always there.
Oh, I do not want
to do Tae Bo tonight. Look!
Veronica Mars!
Veronica Mars!
Yet another haiku gauntlet is thrown, blogging ladies and gentlemen. To your muses; away!
1 comment:
I did not do a haiku to my lower body. Though it would go something like this:
Skinny jeans. Big ass.
Something here does not look right.
Ack! Crack escaping!
I did, however, once write a long poem entitled "ode to the zit on my chin". it is somewhere on the blog.....
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