Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Haikus to my lower body

(Karla, did you do this once? Can't remember. So sorry if I steal.)

Oh my belly
Once firm and flat, but now looks
like Appalachia.

My thighs could not be
more opposite from those of
Ms. Nicole Ritchie

My butt? It is a
big and friendly dog, always
faithful, always there.

Oh, I do not want
to do Tae Bo tonight. Look!
Veronica Mars!

Yet another haiku gauntlet is thrown, blogging ladies and gentlemen. To your muses; away!

1 comment:

Karla said...

I did not do a haiku to my lower body. Though it would go something like this:

Skinny jeans. Big ass.
Something here does not look right.
Ack! Crack escaping!

I did, however, once write a long poem entitled "ode to the zit on my chin". it is somewhere on the blog.....