Twelve Days And Counting
OK, people, we have a situation. It's twelve days until my high school reunion.
And I have very mixed emotions about attending it.
And I have not yet lost that 20 pounds that I had planned to.
And it cost me $120 just for the tickets.
And I don't know what to wear.
Musings on this to follow...
1 comment:
Dude, take it from me?
1) You are gonna get WAY TOO DRUNK that night, so all your preparations are for naught.
2) Everyone there will be about 40 lbs up from what you remember in high school. Plus, the guys will be bald. thus you are already ahead of the game, beauty wise....
3) You probably will see about three people you actually hung out with, the rest will be people you barely remember. Remember it's 20 YEARS which is a damned long time.
My advice? Wear some control tops under your dress, a big ol' push up bra, and have your hair as perfect as it always is and then have some fun...... everyone's just gonna look at your boobs anyhow.
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