I forgot my blog
Hello, blog. I'm so sorry I've neglected you.
I do still have feelings for you I really do. But, I have to admit, you are not as sexy as you once were. You're...kind of...bulky. And high-maintenance.
At least compared to - well, YOU know.
That other site; the one that lets you just type a sentence, and feel like you've connected with a hundred or more of your friends with one fell swoop. Hell, it won't even let you type much more than two short sentences; it practically ENCOURAGES slacking. It - well, it's not as demanding. It just lets me be myself, lets me do my own thing, you know?
No, baby, it's not like that. I'm not abandoning you. We're committed, you and I. And I don't walk away from these things lightly. But, I gotta admit, I've strayed, and I've strayed hard.
What's a girl to do, to put the spark back into my relationship with my blog? I guess I need to try a little harder, communicate a little more. Give it some attention. Put on my figurative writing negligee and get in bed with it with gusto.
Tomorrow night. Because, you know, long day. I'm tired. Kiss kiss!
2 comments:
We've known for quite some time. We know exactly where you have been. Look where social orgies got the Romans. Don't say you weren't warned. When you come crawling back asking for forgiveness, we'll be here for you, knowing full well that you need us more than we need you. xoxo
Once again you beat me to the punch and post a perfectly worded entry that mirrors EXACTLY what I've been thinking and planning to write about. This worries me a little.
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